So just so I'm sure it's not just me, we specifically hate Larry because of Jason Biggs, right? Like, I feel like another actor could've played the role and my hate for Larry wouldn't run as deep.

YAS. No more Larry!

Medium-to-dark brunette, and I never ever wear blush because I am Ms. Rosy Posy Cheeks. Like, I don't use foundation but I will use some pressed powder just to tone the pink down some. It's not like roseacea or anything, I'm just really pale with ruddy tones.

Seconding Lisa Elridge! Her looks are mostly simple, elegant, and versatile, and achievable for beginners. There are a ton of beauty gurus out there but a lot of them require you to have 45 products and an hour and a half to recreate their tutorials. Lisa is great, and her voice is soooo soothing as a bonus. :)

I have blond eyelashes and I can say that if I don't wear mascara I look like I am dying of consumption. Or high. I almost ALWAYS wear mascara.

I had mad anxiety when I saw this title, like "wait am I supposed to be tipping Jez writers too? Is it like 20% or like a flat $5 or what? it's bad enough trying to figure it out with the lady who does my eyebrows..."

My problem with Old Navy is the inseam. I'm 5'5", so pretty average, but the regular inseam wraps around my damn foot. I could sew them up and have footie jeans! And finding anything in a plus size with a "short" inseam in a cut that fits my body is challenging. I wanted grey jeans so badly when they were…

I find Old Navy to be fairly reliable in everything except jeans. I can order shirts and dresses without trying them on and everything will fit. Jeans though? Nope.

Oh my goodness! Thank god for that...I thought my arse was being magical (It is fantastic, but I'm not going to have to enroll it in Hogwarts just yet). I got some shorts from Old Navy whilst I was on a business trip to the states (because omg shorts that go down to your knee and are made of nice cotton yes…

I'm a 2X/3X at Old Navy depending on the item, but comfortably fit into an XXL Tall. In fact, I'm not even THAT tall (5'9") and I have a lot of trouble with the plus sizes because the shirts are way too short and everything long-sleeved ends up 3/4 sleeved. XXL talls are a godsend.

Old Navy's sizes are pretty much a total crapshoot I think. Once I bought two pairs of the same style of jeans in the same size (Diva bootcut or something). The blue pair was perfect ... the black pair wouldn't even go over my butt.

Old Navy XXL is cheaper usually too than getting stuff from Plus. I think it's a much better option.

"Women were created from men," says Zach.

I don't know. I think it might end up being convenient if I ever decide to marry my boyfriend. That way, he can get all sorts of the video games and gadgets he likes as wedding presents and I can go to Best Buy and look for a new boyfriend.

I was invited to a wedding where the couple had your basic Bed Bath & Beyond registry, a jerkoff Crate & Barrel registry with $1500 bookshelves (and a $2800 bed), and then the asshole of all asshole Amazon registries complete with TVs (two of them), two DVD players, HDMI cables (seriously), and expensive camera…

My wife was in full control of the scanner for our registry, I disappeared with it for about 10 seconds to scan a 12 pack of beer without her knowing since I had no say it what went on the list. She found out a few days later after sending the registry out to everyone, and you would have thought I cheated on her for…

but what if someone has a contract-signing fetish?

I haven't. I'm just active in my local BDSM scene. I'm a college student and I'm actually hosting a discussion about BDSM later tonight as part of my school's LGBT club. The kicker is that the email sent out to the club said we'd be talking about "BDSM and 50 Shades of Grey." I wasn't planning on mentioning 50 Shades,…

That's understandable, and I don't think any criticism of the book has anything to do with women finding their sexual awakening. It's just that BDSM is portrayed so badly in these books that there's no way it can be considered an accurate representation.

Anastasia astutely notes that Edward looks like a model