I know this is completely off-topic, but your job sounds very interesting. How does one end up doing that for a career?

Y'know, I train and wrangle animals for commercials and film and I will say that their job— and mine— is a hell of a lot harder than an actor's.

One of my favorite moments of Real Housewives of Bev Hills is that first season when Saint Camille takes the gang to visit Kels while he's doing Broadway. He answers the knock on his dressing room door and when he sees it's her, he gives the most awkward hug and greets his wife with a half-hearted "Oh, hello......you".

So I wanted to design my own invitations. And we were being frugal so I went to some website and designed and ordered my own cards myself. I was really into having this be MY thing. Iwas going to get them just like I wanted and I really played with formats and got creative. My partner gave me full reign and I didn't…

I received an invite to a family member's wedding- invite, reception details, reply card and a small, stamped, SEALED envelope. I thought maybe the envelope accidentally got sealed going through the mail, but turns out, the groom licked and stamped all the reply envelopes inside the invites.

We sent out our invites using paperless post, and while I was still fiddling with the design of our save the dates, I saved it to come back to it later. Feeling lazy, I couldn't be bothered to type out "save the date" and just put "STD" as the file name instead. When we then sent out the emails, paperless post used…

Permission granted. Email me at Jane.Marie at Jezebel dot com.

When we got married 21 years ago, there were not a lot of home computers or printers. My fiance (now husband) was finishing art school, and insisted he could make the invitations and print them at his fancy school. He had to have handmade, acid-free paper ordered from Seattle (we were in L.A.) which he then…

My fantastic friends helped me make approximately 80 burlap-wrapped invitations. They all came out wonderful and no one fought.

This didn't happen to me exactly, but it's still pretty awesome. So my aunt was getting married (c.1982), a few years before I existed, and her wedding color was a light mauve. She picked out nice mauve invitations with dark text which were surprisingly elegant considering it was the early 80s. She gave them to her…

Victor Hugo 'for' The Knot? Did they dig up the man and commission a quote from him just for this purpose?

To the Duggars:

ALRIGHT DUGGARS! This time you have gone too far!!! You leave that cat alone!!!

Well, the assumption that we don't know how to eat right is usually offensive and wrong, especially when I see those stupid memes being shared on FB by people who are probably prediabetic or in the early stages of type 2 themselves. That's the kicker. If you're not getting your A1C tested at checkups, it's time to…

-Remember that time I wrote a poorly-worded and confusing email to you that was just a hair under the length of the Infinite Jest?

-I do, ole chap! I had such a silly haircut back then. Welp, let's bury the hatchet and get back to completely ruining the entire fucking world.

This might be the single most passive-aggressive, schizophrenic email I've ever read. He goes from "yeah, sorry about that" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK WITH BAD HAIR!" to "I'm stalking you on the internet" to "we could be great friends...we both love Obama!" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK! YOU'RE MAKING OBAMA AND…

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

It leverages the fact that people are into themselves to get them to text a donation. That campaign raised 1.6 million dollars in less than a month.

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/life-style/…