I was going to post this! I just watched it a few weeks ago, too. Made me go and Google the real story behind the film.

Or maybe there is no "Midwestern food sensibility," just "food sensibility"? I've had shitty food on the coasts and I've had amazing food in the Midwest. There are steakhouses in the Midwest that would never, ever cook like a steak like goddamn Cracker Barrel does, yet I suppose they'd be lumped into the "Midwest food…

I see you trollin' with your "Midwestern food sensibilities."

The first post I saw about it I was confused and I did ask my husband "Is this... a real question? Or are they joking?" I was pretty sure based on who shared it on Facebook that it was real so my question was mostly rhetorical.

Perhaps I should have said "Shades", would you be happy with that?

Here's how it went down for me:

My response was not one of the ones highlighted in the article. Mine was, "FUCK YEAH I see blue and most people don't. Because I'm better than them and my eyes are amazing and I'm a special fucking snowflake."

I kind of want to ask those people just how many battles they've have fought against ISIS, or their kill count or something...

I doubt my mild reaction to the controversy says much about me, but my smug-as-fuck satisfaction in finding out I was right about the dress color probably does.

My strongest reaction was to the sanctimonious whiners in my FB feed complaining about why people are wasting their time on #thedress when ISIS was destroying relics and kidnapping Christians, and [horrible shit that happened last week]. It was fascinating and fun and silly and when there's a ton of horrible shit…

25 gravity filled years later:

"I didn't understand it, so I put it on my body for the rest of my life."

Jenner's biggest accomplishment is that he somehow manages to be the biggest ass in that photo.

I'm still reeling from the discussion where this came up.

... will be married in 20-25 years

Weird they didn't spring for a pro manicure tbh

"Miss Voight for now... wonder what her last name will be in the future?"

And girls, if you're not married in 25 years...

You and I are the exact same height, and almost the exact same weight. It's kind of thrilling for me to read your openess about size and where you purchase and what.