yesyesyes

this was an act of war

Kara, I went into this ready to defend the tweets because, honestly, this is a pretty big deal as far as hacking and cyber terrorism, but holy self importance, batman! A Neville Chamberlain reference! We are all Seth Rogan? Jesus christ, calm down a tiny little bit, guys.

2) I never in a million years thought I'd ever agree with Donald fucking Trump about anything, but here we are.

I named my kitten Elsa* but I adopted her from the hot, humid streets of Guantanamo.

Looking at your ultrasounds, I absolutely agree that it would be totally reasonable to assume you were pregnant. That being said, there is also something *not quite right* going on, whether it's a fetal abnormality, or something else that is not a fetus but may be a cause for concern.

that is like when people would get pissed about ~spoilers~ in the tudors

I'm not sure why there seems to be this false dichotomy being set up where dolls looking "realistic" has to mean "having every single possible flaw known to man." "Oh well she's got zits and stretch marks but she still doesn't have bushy brows and bad hair!!!"

...........great now I've got the image of some massive lovecraftian horror entity where the boys are all fused together at the hips, all writhing tentacles, and single throbbing boner.

Niall's hair is so silly AND he missed an opportunity to teach the kids stop, drop and roll.

I want to find one, just one positive in this story, so good on the kid who recorded that drunk fucking scumbag. He should go into police work or something. You can hear him forcibly questioning "Brian," without cajoling him, and successfully getting a confession. Good on you kid. A+ job for an amateur.

I probably would actually punch him, knowing full well that would probably get me into more trouble than he will ever be in. This boy is fucking awful. Where are his parents??

I just want to give them all hugs.

It's a testament to our shitty society how this rapist has a fucking posse willing to defend him, to beat up people connected to his victims, to side with him. Why can't we women do that? Like I honestly do not care anymore. No one defends us so we should defend ourselves. Get together, find that fucker and make him…

Reaching for the positive in this story: ROCK ON, OKLAHOMA KNITTING FEMINISTS.

Isn't knighting just, like, for fun anyway? Realllly? It's not like there are still dragons to be slayed these days.

When I was 9 I wrote a love letter to Slash (yes, the guy in the top hat in guns and roses) and put it in the mail with a one cent stamp. It got returned, my parents read it, and were very concerned about my choices in musicians.

Yep. $80 a day and they can't hire a damn copy editor.

I'm sorry I wanted to read this but I am still stuck on the "79 dollars for a 1 day supply of food" part