Mmmkay I'm calling it. The Break The Internet thing is over. Move along everybody.

Get the We Are Born album immediately, if you have not already. It's the BEST.

This happened to me about six months ago! Actually, I knew of her before then, I just didn't know she sang all those songs I liked :)

...not to mention that half the time, the missionaries don't know how to build anything. I read an article recently by a young woman who stopped doing mission trips because they realized that they were "building" a school with bricks all day (without even a level or proper tools), then the men of the village would…

(While the local out-of-work masons resignedly dismantle their shoddy workmanship and rebuild it to be actually structurally sound every night while the teenagers on their missionary trip are blissfully slumbering with visions of the white man's burden dancing in their little skulls.)

I remember going to Israel as a child/teenager and being totally in awe of how hot the army guys were. I went there a couple years ago and I was like, "How can they let these little babies carry these huge guns?"

See for me it is the opposite. When I look at my yearbook my classmates still seem my age. And when I look at my freshmen yearbook the seniors still seem older. And when I look at my crush I still get all tingly, even though I am 20 years older than the kid that is his senior picture.

I hope you're right because the reality of what I've published has just dawned on me and I am currently seized by fear.

This is legitimately adorable, Madeleine.

Maybe she meant Lolita Buzelev, a famed seductress in Lithuania.

They left out the "gross and disgusting" body type. I feel marginalized and oppressed.

Sometimes I dream about the day when I'll think "Wow, I haven't heard about that Kardashian family in awhile." Sort of like I think about Paris Hilton ever so often and then think how glad I am I don't have to read about her. To be clear, I understand I don't HAVE to read about anyone.

Movies by yourself are the best. You're not talking to anyone anyway so company/conversation isn't missed and you get to pick all the snacks and don't have to share. AND you only have to look for one seat.

Scientist here! Most mice/rats/other research animals are shipped by the breeding facility's own courier (a lot of them either have their own trucks or have contracts/train personnel with overnight commercial shippers for longer distance transport). This is HEAVILY, HEAVILY regulated and there are lots of rules in…

I had no idea people were allowed to send live chicks through the mail. That is horrible.

also a path to getting a better salary: learning the difference between the possessive pronoun "ITS" and the fucking two words in "IT'S," the pronoun "it" and the verb "to be." Start there, liar.

Oh, the job market is unfair and employers often give precedence to a particular group that you are not a member of? Well this is a great strategy for mitigating that. Next time I go to an interview, I'm going to pretend to be a man.

The pineapple narrative would have been easier to follow if they had put pineapple-machete guy front and center instead of Elizabeth Hurley