The guy is pathological and so used to being in total control that I’m frankly surprised he’s lasted this long without actually having tried to stab someone.

Word.

“I was getting my mace so I sprayed his girlfriend and then I chased him down the street and sprayed him and they ran off.”

It’s “OK,” theoretically, for anyone not to perform any sex act they don’t want to.

These two episodes only go to prove that if you give Republicans enough rope they will gleefully hang themselves. Because they’re morons who’s opinions are not based on facts. Which works fine so long as they avoid facts. But then they go and hold public hearings where facts are discussed and their shit falls apart.…

This looks like attempted murder to me.

Well first of all I didn’t criticize the Mars Rover program. That’s got nothing to do with the Space Shuttle program and I’m totally on board with it since it’s an extremely sensible first step. But as for the Space Shuttle program, 30 years is a long time to learn how to grow tomatos in near zero gravity. It just…

Any actual space-related breakthroughs? Because I’m not aware of any and in my experience that’s what pisses people off about the Space Shuttle program. It seemed to do everything except the one thing that people actually expected it to do. And now it’s kaput and we’re left looking to the likes of Elon Musk and…

This guy is rachet.

Newman’s lawyers are due back in court October 30, where they will likely argue that the government had no legal right to cancel his visa.

Republican? Anti-Christian? Pro-IRA? Confused much?

I think he’s trolling you.

Yeah, unfortunately such a statement would never be picke up by conservative news organizations so the morons who need to hear it never will. There are (at least) two Americas: one which interfaces with reality whether they like that reality or not and another which simply ignores reality and just makes up it’s own…

It’s tough to see this unidentified prostitute as a victim.

Nothing says “sexy time” like a cervical cancer diagnosis. This parent is literally mentally retarded.

It was dubbed because American audiences can’t cope with anything that isn’t American. It’s no more complicated than that. I’ve seen British people subtitled in American productions. British people! Americans are so fearful of stepping outside their comfort-zone that it’s just sad.

...her husband wore overalls...

“Can you cite the statute at the federal or state level that she’s supposed to follow?”

I guess Shelter was already taken.

I have multiple ancestors named Honor. They all had children out of wedlock. And I’m pretty sure some of them died of syphillis. But then I guess everyone died of syphillis back then. They were definitely the sluttiest part of my ancestry though. Some of them may have actually been whores. One of them married an…