Not only that, but I’m SO sick of this notion that we ‘weren’t really serious when we said no repeatedly’ if we do not swing our fists or kick.

See, I like the shape because I can always find it easily in the bottom of my purse.

As toolish as this is, I also feel weird about putting this up to make fun of. I’d rather ignore it. This isn’t Chet Haze. This is some guy whose learning disabled brother was railroaded and sent to life in prison. Maybe his rap is douchey and he’s a douche but I can’t necessarily make fun of the sentiment.

United in filth :D

Yeah, how am I supposed to believe that this guy was smart enough to sterilize multiple rooms and crime scenes of DNA evidence, but then leave the bones outside his window?

Lenk, not Leno. I'm wondering how often I post about Jay Leno for my phone to assume that...

He had a system for the garlic, where he sliced it so thin it would liquify in the pan. It was a very good system.

My boyfriend has a blackhead on his back that taunts me. He has many, but one is so big it calls my name. I want him to get blackout drunk so I can have a go at it. I try to be respectful of personal boundaries in every area, but it’s so hard. No, seriously, whatever is underneath that blackhead is really hard.

No fair. I have to beg my husband to let me pop his zits and blackheads for him. I only get access like once a fiscal quarter.

“That’s what every other country on Earth does, and there’s no reason that America’s laws should have less respect than the laws of every other country on Earth”

Psycopaths are born that way I believe.

Yeah, he’s a dick for having that position, but that’s his position so at least he owns it. He’s not hedging or dissembling, so on the plus side, it makes it really easy to draw and contrast and say “this is what voting for Ted Cruz would mean.”

I read in an interview somewhere that David Schwimmer was always trying to talk the producers of Friends into hiring PoC for extra parts or the love interest roles. It’s why all of the (very few) PoC guest stars have story arcs with Ross!

Kasich: “Yeah, I am not familiar with it. OK. I’ve got to get out of here.”

...in this room the musty air is punctuated by the jingle-jangle of oversized costume jewelry and the low “ssssszzzzz” of a pink Fantasia meeting its inevitable end in the Crystal vase that was a gift from the Health Minister of Djibouti.

It feels like this is one of those things where you make people think you’re taking a photo, but then take a video.

There’s always fanfic.

No, no, no. No women in combat.

Genetically Enhanced Nazi Islamic Extremist?

Here’s the thing.