So I went on one of the Harry Potter rides shortly after it first opened a couple of years ago. It got stuck halfway through, and we wound up with our asses stuck in the air for 10 minutes while they turned on the lights (which kind of ruined the whole effect) and told us to please be patient.

I keep confusing Cheryl Tiegs and Chrissy Tiegan. How are there two supermodels with practically the same name. If I name my daughter Charlie Tiegsan will she be famous?

So, you’d be clapping along, then? I think you missed empathy class, go spend a little time with someone who looks okay but can only stand or walk for short bursts without being in pain, or who doesn’t know when their Parkinson’s might cause them to barely be able to move at all. You clearly know nothing of others’…

I’ve tried this and it doesn’t work nearly as well as you’d think: the chocolate takes a LONG time to melt, the oil in the chocolate (cocoa butter?) separates out and floats to the top, and the chocolate just doesn’t blend into the coffee very well.

I call that the Bruce Springsteen Phenomena. Bruce has always looked fine on his own, and has looked fine during all the time he’s been with his current wife (who is 4 years younger than him and about equally as good looking). But he had a brief marriage before that to actress/model Julianne Philips, during the Tunnel…

Colin Firth. Pierce Brosnan. Liam Neeson. Patrick Stewart. Simon LeBon. Alan Rickman. Mark Harmon. Cary Grant. Lenny Kravitz. Antonio Banderas. Blair Underwood.

“And goddamn it, I smell really good.” -Johnny Depp

*slap*

Two things:

I haven’t seen Mob Wives, but the episode of Celebrity Wife Swap she was on was one of my favorites. Big Ang and George Hamilton made the most perfect pair.

Big Ang was the shit

An Angel gone too soon. I am a loyal follower of Mob Wives-and she has all the most amazing qualities I admire-kindness, playful and loves to party. While all the Mob Wives fight and have beef-Ang was untouchable due to her attitude and kindness. Her family must be devastated.

Or also maybe, when the street is full of animal poo and mud and human poo. And when you spend your days around stinky animals. In comparison, human scents are probably not so bad after all. They were drowned out but the constant smell of farting creatures.

I had a yeast overgrowth under my boobs that took me a long time to figure out. An hour after showering I smelled like a fart. 2 weeks of jock itch cream was all it took to cure it. People from warmer climes can have similar yeast overgrowth that’s impervious to showers and good hygiene.

I love living in a time when someone can just nonchalantly throw out “I have long blue hair”. (I’m long brown with a very liberal mixture of violet and orchid)

Ha I understand this so well! You are a good person, Anastasia!

I used to stay put when smelly people sat next to me on public transportation, lest I offend them.

That seems like more of a hassle than just really washing your hair.

I get it’s healthier not to wash hair all the time but I think people must just get used to the smell and maybe not notice how bad it has gotten. I got a great spot right up front at a concert but ended up abandoning ship because the woman’s hair next to me smelled so bad. It might have been tolerable expect when she…

I feel like it really depends on the hair. I have lots of friends who can easily do once a week washing. Mine gets really greasy and gross if I go more than a day. Which isn’t to say I’m not just fine with having it be greasy and gross a lot of the time.