When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

It would make DBZ look like it got to the point quickly.

First ever entry!

And given MJ eternal life

"Hello Russell, this is Al Pacino, SHA MOH NAH"

"Stevie and I played catch for hours. He's an amazing human being."

We are all witnesses.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

In the interest of journalistic integrity, I heard it was a threesome and Lennay Kekua should have received photo credit.

Here at Deadspin dot com we do not engage in click bait.

That's so craven.

"Yes, I know FedEx Field is inconvenient to get to from DC, but how far is it as the crow flies?"

As a lifetime Jets fan, I can say the Jets don't need any help losing. They do just fine on their own.

"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

Headline that sadly didn't fit:

"In regards to Rajon Rondo's visit to Altitude in Billerica on Thursday the only comment we have is that he was here with his children and his children were the only members of his party that enjoyed jumping, climbing and our battle beam pit.

and those are currently observed and pathologized through the tau protein tangles that were found in Belcher

Before anyone ever cared who's head I would cover, I was just pate skin from Northeast Ohio. It's where I was covered. It's where I furrowed. It's where I burgeoned. It's where I was combed. It holds a special place in my follicles. People there have seen me grow up. I sometimes feel like I'm their bald spot. Their…

"You're really trying to get me fired, aren't you?"