When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

Where in the world will they film this movie?

I will do my best to leave politics out of my next blog post about how politicians fund government science and technology programs.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

Meanwhile, here in the States, parents have to worry about whether someone will call protective services because their child ran across the street unattended for five minutes in their own neighborhood.

It would make DBZ look like it got to the point quickly.

First ever entry!

And given MJ eternal life

You can take the man out the body but you can’t take the spread out the man.

"Hello Russell, this is Al Pacino, SHA MOH NAH"

"Stevie and I played catch for hours. He's an amazing human being."

We are all witnesses.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

In the interest of journalistic integrity, I heard it was a threesome and Lennay Kekua should have received photo credit.

Here at Deadspin dot com we do not engage in click bait.

That's so craven.

"Yes, I know FedEx Field is inconvenient to get to from DC, but how far is it as the crow flies?"

As a lifetime Jets fan, I can say the Jets don't need any help losing. They do just fine on their own.

"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."