I find this funny, because Char can't drive. He is a top ace mobile suit pilot, but he can't go anywhere in a car unless someone else is driving. The one time he had to go somewhere by himself he used a horse.

However, subscriptions to Man/Ewe are still going strong in Scotland.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

Here is a mediocre GIF of the mom dunk:

The couple was going to just release the video of the proposal itself, but ultimately decided that watching Wade drop to one knee has pretty much lost its luster.

The 9/11 date almost seems fitting because this movie is a tragedy.

[Ray and Janay Rice walk into the commissioners office to find Goodell sitting in a large ornate chair]

Carmelo would lead the league in missed 4-pointers.

It's great to see the Cubs actually manufacturing some runs for a change.

What's awkward was that Donald Sterling really only loved half of Drake (the white jewish side)

Your kid is the best. But, one time, my son called another boy a ball sucking parasite on the playground. I was very proud of his language skills.

When talking about Chicago, Kanye West once rapped, "I met this girl when I was 3 years old." Odds are that the girl was shot over the weekend.

If your ex-girlfriend made you sit through the 2006 Jennifer Aniston/Vince Vaughn romantic comedy "The Break Up," which was set in Chicago, you probably left the theater with the urge to kill. Unfortunately, 16 Chicagoans were on the wrong end of that urge last weekend.

I like how the Hitler one with the picture assumes that he would be looking down on proceedings... you know, like from heaven.

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

If you're looking for dirt on Johnny Manziel, I'm pretty sure the Browns offensive line will help you out.

After confirming that he is both about to become a pro athlete and recently punched a teen, police have charged Hairston with two counts of making middle-aged guys jealous.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.