This reminds me - make sure to pack plenty of salt in that shelter.

This website about penises and bears is hardly the place to talk about stats.

Oh, Ok, I gotcha. Yeah, that probably makes the most sense.

Happy for you, but Chicago is home and was for decades. I’d (for better or worse) keep up with them no matter where I lived. I have a friend who was originally from Ireland, lived in Chicago for a few years, met his now wife there, and moved with her and their four kids back to his small town in Ireland. He wrote me…

Traveled to Chicago last year to see the Cardinals play the Bears. I wore this shirt to the game, along with a Cardinals hat and jacket, so I thought it would be clear I was trying to mock their team. Instead, about 500 Bears fans were giving me high fives, asking where I got the shirt, and even offering money to buy…

“Jay, shotgun is the formation, not the accuracy setting you should be on.”

For all the talk about how great the Bears are at playing in weather, they lost the only Super Bowl ever played in the rain to a dome team.

Jay Cutler is so unlikable that a person as nice as Lovie Smith designed an offensive line to get him killed and the only woman willing to marry him believes faries and sunspots cause venereal disease.

“Ditka is nothing more than Donald Trump, Sports Edition.”

I remember Cutler’s gunslinging glory days from the aughts, in fact you can say I’m a little aughtistic.

power sweeps, power sweeps to the OTHER side, a pass play that LOOKS like a power sweep but is actually a drag route to the sixth tight end.

I don’t have to go.

What if I use Chobani?

this is a really long, odd post.

“He got hit by his own guys. A first ballot guy needs to show better field awareness."

A reminder of what Peter King thinks is a good decision.

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

It’s a much bigger dick move for a 50+ year old coach to call out his player like this in a press conference. Bill Self is an insufferable prick which I guess explains his need for dick moves.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.