Bring back fat kickers.

One of my favorites is crater lake. I've driven across the country a few times since 2014, and have been blessed to visit a few national parks. Yellowstone is amazing as fuck. And I love rainforests so Olympic is up there as well.

Certainly if you want to buy 1000 at a time, Amazon’s got that covered. But if you just want them in ones and twos, it’s more convenient to just buy them on the train.

Agreed

Don’t protect Ashley’s identity

Who still buys bugs on the train? Bug shopping is why the internet was invented

Until your email address is ashley@deadspin.com you’re still an outsider.

Happens in Chicago all the time...

I once lived in an apartment building that was smack dab next to an NHL goaltender’s condo. Definitely came home one day to see him helping my very attractive neighbor/friend wash her car.

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

If General William Tecumseh Sherman would have done a better job, we wouldn’t have to witness this yearly March to Seven and Nine.

Why do people keep bringing up Chicago gun control? Gun ownership and possession has been liberalized in Chicago and the murder rate has skyrocketed.

Dear Lions fans,

Could be worse Browns fans. You could be Lions fans.

The Lions may suck, but big props to the Lions fans who wrote in. They really brought it this year.

I couldn’t even work up the nerve to send in an entry this year. The Lions broke me a few years ago when they lost on a 61 yard FG on MNF to the Ravens and basically shit away a clear run at winning the division.

Jesus, the Bears fans were less depressed.

Turns out you can’t eat just any kind of olives. Go figure.