What are your thoughts on the merits of the Northern Illinois University Players Lawsuit against Fan/Kings that was announced yesterday?

It’s all fun and games until you pull the card that has you pay for repairs on your houses. THEN WHAT?!?

BUT if your name is Cole, you should definitely get a law degree and open your own firm and call it “Cole’s Law”

Believing the moon landing was faked would mean believing:

I had one I was developing for a while that Eric Clapton killed a bunch of people. If memory serves, he was one of the last people to see Brian Jones alive (that may be sketchy). But Duane Allman died while working with Clapton on the Layla record and Clapton did drive his “best friend” George Harrison off the road…

Am I crazy to have been taking that as a fact?

This is partially true. The CIA helped fund the Contras in Nicaragua in the 1980s by helping them traffic cocaine from Colombia into the United States, flooding the market and helping trigger the crack epidemic. Several prominent traffickers were on the government payroll and protected from arrest/prosecution. This…

Mary was knocked up by some rando and made the whole son of god thing up as a cover up

...that Michael Jordan’s father was killed by the mafia due to his inability to pay off gambling debts

I believe the primary governments of the world maintain perpetual states of war to maintain an industry and moral that provides the governing class with its lifestyle and that they see the world as three populations: 1. Governing class; 2. Governed class; 3. Expendable class.

The blueprint to beating Tom Brady was a familiar one for anyone who remembers the Giants’ two Super Bowl wins: Get to Brady. Get in his face. Get in his head.

Deadspin should offer a bounty for anyone who can get an image of Kroenke without his toupee. The image should be acquired by legal means. Since I have no idea what Deadspin’s finances look like, I’m going to say that $18.43 is a fair bounty to offer.

She’s right. This is the way a classy organization celebrates.

Cam is unstoppable! Sarah is gonna be so pissed when Cam beats the Cardinals this Sunday, flies to Seattle, dances on her front lawn, makes her daughter fall in love with him, marries her daughter fifteen months later at a small ceremony for immediate family only in Kauai, raises her grandchildren to be Panthers fans,…

+1 Rick Mirer jersey : (

St. Louis is in need of a new football team...

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

HEY! LAY OFF ROVELL, DAMN IT!

I used to always wonder what kind of absolute fucking moron would lose all of his money in a pyramid scheme.

Alfas produce so much cool it condenses into liquid. You just witnessed the car unloading extra cool.