fortunately, the Lincoln Park Pirates did get shut down.

Obligatory:

There will be much rejoicing in Jets nation?

The combined efforts of four jets quarterbacks are less than the effort of 1 average nfl quarterback?

-1

seems like the oldest non-starting guy is probably the odd man out. But it should be Hack.

3. Australia. Fourth largest Olympic team, from a country notorious for swilling beer and then screwing in the dunny. Also, you can die of a mutant spider bite at any time in Australia, so the urge to have sex before an unexpected and horrifying demise is strong in my birthplace.

you might be the worst person on earth.

using a photo of himself in a fireman’s outfit as his Twitter page banner art (go look for yourself)

Some smart people say Rovell’s lying about attending Northwestern University. There’s also a for-profit school with no affiliation with the University in Chicago called Northwestern College. It’s a ‘business’ ‘school’ teaching things like typing and medical coding and quickbooks.

Does anyone ever shell out big money for an NFL jersey and not look in their closet a year later and wonder “why”?

same thing happens to me everytime I step into an Arby’s. Which is rare. Because, well, see the first sentence.

They all seem to have the same gait though, don’t they?

Yeah, but they’ve got Rob Ryan now. He’s basically the Dude.

Not to mention this is factually incorrect.

Fucking Massholes.

The three Lombardi trophies that the Broncos have brought home since then maaaaaaay have something to do with that. Championships make past butthurts easier to let go of.

*raises hand*

He should have gone third punic war on Atlanta.

That’s such a pile of bullshit.