TSA’s job isn’t to secure the airports. It’s job is to secure the airlines. The security provide to the airport itself is tangential. If TSA had all the money in the world, they could screen passengers as they board planes, but that’s financially inefficient, so they create choke points for screening large numbers of…

Even as theater, it’s not working. People clearly don’t feel safe. That’s why the panic spread so quickly. That’s why it turned into such a shit show. If the theater was effective, people would have gotten down or taken cover and waited for an announcement telling them where to go or what to do. They would have had…

Wasn’t there a story at the last Olympics about rich people buying themselves a spot on poor countries Olympic teams?

Sorry, the Cubs still have that crown.

I thought that they got rid of you.

Well, stop stealing Hermes’ shoes, then.

sooooooooo...they ran up the score?

Stick to bears, deadspin!!!

Yeah! He should stay on topic! Ley, too!

You should do a post on types of poop, ranked.

Doesn’t matter if I can do those things or not (I have zero interest in learning). I also have zero interest in learning to drive an F-1 Race Car at 200 miles per hour. I also don’t think that F-1 racing is a sport, nor do I believe it should be in the olympics. Driving fast is an activity, so is playing with horses.

It is less of a sport. It’s an activity, not a sport.

Do we have sled dog racing at the olympics? No.

They ‘edit’ when something seems like it’s plagariazed from a Russian or German source, but not in the normal course of business, unless you include randomly adding punctuation and misspellings.

oh yeah. you’d think I haven’t been reading WYTS.

(I’m totally sending this to Drew next year. Wish I’d thought of it this year.)

Oh, I still FOLLOW them. And I’m not going to stop being a Bears fan, no matter how worthless the team may be.

If he’s a big enough bust to get cut in his fourth season, who’s going to pay him $2 million anyway?!

I got picked! Thank you for raining down all your magnificent glory on me, DREW!

ummmmm....kay.