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Best part of leaving Illinois. I never have to watch the Bears anymore. Life improved so much. I have my fall sunday afternoons free!

Robert,

Our biggest game in the last five seasons was spoiling the number retirement for a drug-addled redneck/Wisconsin Jesus during a 6-10 season.

Nicholas: “If they ran for public office, they could win in a landslide...”

...the Bears to unleash the kind of offense that would make Lloyd Carr shit his oxygen tank: power sweeps, power sweeps to the OTHER side, a pass play that LOOKS like a power sweep but is actually a drag route to the sixth tight end. We’re talking real 1908 World’s Fair-type innovations.

Oh shit. Is the new OC wearing a BROWNS jersey in that picture?

kefir is just watery yogurt.

AS A PUBLIC SERVICE TO MY FELLOW DEADSPINNERS:

CHOBANI!

ONLY Chobani will do.

Wow, that’s a lot to take in. But as to the thesis of your essay, isn’t it obvious?

this is his worst crime:

Hey, he was just going for an interception. In tough times, training takes over. Unfortunately, it was the wrong training that took over.

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Walking back to the dorm one night with a group of friends from the bars in Champaign. A couple of people in the group, including a girl, suddenly needed to pee REALLY bad and couldn’t walk the remaining 3 or 4 blocks to the dorm to go. We’re standing by a church and its related structures. Anyway, the church basement

The real question is: Can Cristiano Ronaldo drunk?

Bill Self can fuck himself in the ass.

I’ve owned 4 cars in my life.

Mike,

My family is alive and well. I knocked that cat the fuck out.