I just steal cases of it off the back of the truck.

I smirked.

now that is a bad life decision.

“a 2am 20 piece bad life decision”

go get chicken strips from Popeye’s. Selects tasted like shit in comparison.

I like rubbing the sweet and sour sauce all over myself.

Wendy’s Chicken nuggets are good, but they’ve gone downhill.

Army vets aren’t a magical breed of special war unicorns.

I kept forgetting this was a ‘good customer’ article and kept waiting to be horrified.

Keep using the caps and you’ll make it.

The ‘85 Bears would destroy the 2015 Broncos. And the Seahawks and the Ravens. At the same time. Final score would be 73 to negative 4.

Holy shit. David Carr was sacked 76 times as a rookie?

which created a brief period where everyone tried to keep their first round qb picks on the bench to learn behind a grizzled starter. Until the fans screamed bloody murder that they wanted the rookie because the grizzled starter sucked.

what does the 18 year old pitcher do when he doesn’t pan out to be good enough for MLB after 4 years of trying?

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

He’s the real life GOB.

I see old babs was sleeping with the pool boy again.

QUESTION.

you should stay away from my house.

I’m not even afraid of moths and I won’t hit play on that.