They wrote a song about that!

Wait. Where are Burneko’s secret fears?

He’s kind of a ONE TRICK PONY, isn’t he?

Holy shit. please disclose the brand so I can stay far, far away.

I am terrified that my family will be victimized by a mass shooting incident.

Samer.

Leslie should consider smoking less reefer.

Does Tom’s house smell like mothballs?

Spoons are sharp?

what the fuck

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EVIL DEAD 2. THIS IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER.

still be unable to transform this mess into anything not evocative of a hemorrhoid pillow

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I don’t know about bisquick, but I think it’s pretty shady that BIG FLOUR just fills up a paper bag with that powder and sells it. Flour bags ALWAY leak and woe be unto thee when something inevitably pierces the bag and a bunch of flour comes pouring out.

I believe the preferred nomenclature is “trekker”.

you’re a dick.

My kid says “no”.

If someone tried to give my kid an elf on the shelf, i’d punch them in the mouth.