bought a pair of steve madden boots once. about a month later the upper started separating from the sole.

which is worse?

Which means, most importantly, that it’s perfectly fine to buy last year’s style if you can find it on sale.

Dear MLB,

Home videos. If my folks vcr breaks, they would need to buy a new one to watch the old home videos.

Got my Star Wars tickets!!

Goose Island went to shit once Brazil’s biggest brewer bought them.

Then I will own it.

How about “Dookienaut”?

awwww.

Delusional Arrogance is a prerequisite for being President.

Seems about as likely as a media gossip website taking down the mayor of the largest city in Canada.

Gawker Media takes down another Mayor.

definitely Ditka. He didn’t even try to hide it.

yes.

bite me.

Because then they don’t fucking sleep.

Cincinnati Chili?

Yes, this happens. When mine was first starting to eat, he ate indian food (still eats some indian food - he’s a bizarre picky eater - no macaroni and cheese or chicken nuggets, but stick some channa masala in front of him, and he’s happy as can be), he ate italian food, he ate mexican food, he ate pretty much…

My kid is incredibly picky, despite all our efforts to encourage him to be open to a wide and diverse range of foods. Instead, it totally backfired.