This is probably the hardest thing to accept about a politician as dumb and impulsive as Trump. (I continue to type after muting my speakers because I can’t find the ad to stop it.) He’s just dumb and there’s nothing more too it. His motives are fleeting and banal. He’s no arch mastermind, he’s just a dumb,…
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And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because
and I can’t emphasize this enough
I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS
...Head coach Brian Flores ran some kind of Bizarro World two-point conversion pass that Kenyan Drake actually ennobled by dropping.
Snyder had to get it done before the sun came up and he was back in his coffin.
I knew Calvin’s Dad was a Deadspin commenter.
*pushes up nerd glasses*
So, Indy will cut him and New England will pick him up a day later. He’ll go on to have the best season of his career topped off with kicking a Super Bowl game-winner, and we’ll all die just a little more inside.
I imagine the call went something like this...
Tom Brady will suffer a season-ending Achilles injury and the Patriots will sign Andrew Luck.
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He made a third positive one recently.
Gregg Williams: Yeah, a lot of teams want me. But you don’t know them. They live in Canada.
He’s the coach of the Redders now.
Oh I love this color tone. He looks like Hellboy now.
I’ve developed a term for the joy this brings me. I call it “Grudenfreude.”
The best part about this deal is that Ryan Pace doesn’t get to use two first round picks.
-Fixed-
Hell, they should just have him sing the without having a copy of the lyrics in front of him. He’d be lost before he got to “see,” probably end up singing Take Me Out to the Ball Game or something.
That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.
The protest also became a protest of Trump himself after his “get that son of a bitch off the field” comment. Once again, Captain Narcissist had managed to make it about him somehow, but in a way where he could line up on the other side of the ball from the “ungrateful millionaires” and do so with his base firmly…