People follow him because he invariably provides enough rope to hang himself with his unending witless weapons-grade fucknuttery, and it’s fun to see how he gets roasted.

Just ‘cause the ****ing words are awfully strong?

I admit I have never heard Bode Miller speak, let alone commentate on anything.

Thank you!

Hands off.

Genuine question from someone in the UK who likes watching baseball but isn’t up to speed on Hall of Fame stuff: how do you become eligible for it and how long do you stay eligible for it?

Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch

Just when you think the Bears have produced the Bearsiest Bearing you could possibly, erm, bear, they manage to almost effortlessly outBears themselves.

‘Welsh Mourinho’ my arse. If you set yourself the pitifully low bar of achieving 40 points by fair means or foul (mainly foul in the case of Claudio Yacob) with entertainment a zero-priority trace element before tanking the rest of season, the only place you should expect to find sympathy is in the dictionary between…

In a way you’ve got to feel sorry for him.

There’s no chance it’ll have been SPF30 in October in London.

Nah, this is the Bears. That won’t even be in the SNAFU Top 3 by Christmas.

Bears gonna Bear.

Quality ‘Stripes’ reference. Chapeau, Sir/Madam!

The How-could-we-have-possibly-known crowd needs to look around and realize that there are people around them with better analytical skills, better bullshit detectors, better critical thinking skills, etc who have been right all along and start listening to them. (They won’t.)

As a Burnley season-ticket holder I really wanted to argue with this negative appraisal of our forthcoming season.

I first started watching the NFL in the mid-80s when it first got big in the UK. I picked the Bears as my team pretty much at random, and they won the Superbowl that year. Since then it’s been, well, erm...

Yeah well... I’m gonna stage my own farcical mismatch. With blackjack! And hookers! In fact... forget the mismatch!

Maybe I’m biased because I saw Trippier play for Burnley for years, but I think he’s better than Walker anyway.

I’m on holiday in New York in two weeks and Mets V Brewers will be my first ever live baseball game.