Before Oprah turned him into a pseudo-science shill, Dr. Oz performed open heart surgery on my grandmother and he was professional and didn’t say to splash leech blood and lemongrass concentrate on her wound.  

1) This cover image is deeply disturbing.

Someone with common sense.

This.

I saw an operating transom recently in NM.

I’m not sure if the people commenting are being intentionally obtuse or don’t know any cheap people. Not wanting to split a very uneven tab evenly doesn’t make you a cheapstake. Cheapstakes are:

2. Holy crap.  Obviously you didnt tip.  Did you pay for it?

2. i would have just left. 

Not ever going to get over Sarsour’s tweet about Ayaan Hirsi Ali - you don’t tell a woman who’s been subjected to FGM that she deserves to have her vagina taken away. Sarsour is trash.

The time I intentionally undertipped was after the server:

Nope, not satire.

I would like to star this (but oddly cannot).  I would just add (to the list that could go on forever) people who have physical objects attached to their bodies are unaware they still exist in the physical universe,  A full backpack is the classic example with people knocking everyone around them as they move and turn…

On the subway, people who 1) lean on poles so you can’t hold on (or, worse yet, just lean on your hand, which was already hanging on to the pole). 2) Walk through the train’s door and then just stop, making it difficult for the people behind to get on the train. 3) Don’t let people off the train before jamming through…

Besides boiling frozen ravioli, which was my go-to “I’ll just eat later” dish (along with a jar of Prego) when Mom made Irish boiled dinner in contravention of several chemical weapons treaties and chased me from the house in the process?

Skechers, a shoe brand beloved by Limited Too-clad tweens and presumably no one else.

Soft serve is just ice cream that’s constantly churning so that it doesn’t set and that’s frozen and served at a higher temp than regular ice cream. It may or may not have lower milk fat that regular ice cream, but really temperature and the amount of air (since the longer ice cream churns the less dense it is) are…

Please refrain from posting upsetting news about the Vanderpump Rules cast, such as that they’re actually acting like adults, that they have enough money to afford million-dollar homes, etc.