Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

Agreed, many of these words are not appropriate. But “Mexicans” is just a word for people from Mexico....

Kanye really is nuts...he thought people were gonna spend hundreds of dollars buying clothes that would make them look like they lived in a post-apocalyptic America. He needs to be committed.

Who are they?

Sausage Gravy Recipe

I like the cut of your jib.

I’m not a native southerner, although I do live in the south now. And I’m very skeptical of almost everything that commonly gets listed under “southern pride”.

Not necessarily. I’m born, raised, and live in New England and I think it’s delicious.

You had me at gravy...

“She’s really fucking busy” = “We didn’t even try because we can’t fucking afford her.”

Jesus Tap-dancing Christ, people are bastard-covered bastards with bastard filling. I’m sorry that at the moment I am frothing too heavily at the mouth to come up with a more appropriate phrase to express my disgust.

I’m guessing that the parents didn’t find out until they got home- I doubt they walked in on the rape, and I’m assuming a 12-year-old (AAGGGHHH I NEED BRAIN BLEACH) wouldn’t talk about it until after they were sure they were in safety, particularly if said 12-year-old had seen them assault a very fit 16-year-old…

There’s a world of difference between reading a good book by an author who happens to be a woman of color, telling people about that book and recommending it to others; and publicly proclaiming your intention to avoid books by straight white men to score enlightenment points.

ain’t the internet grand.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

So fake. That cat is clearly pushing the back of Asian Mike’s head with his tail. Please.

Not to brag or anything, but my dog already has her own REAL fur jacket.

“It’s the biggest scandal the royals could ever face.”