i ordered 14 of these chairs for the jez office

A crucifix.

Ok so it’s not a pea, it’s a cookie.

No more free stuff for the Duggars anymore

I went out with Conor Oberst a couple of times. The sex was meh, but I broke it off when he came over to my parents’ house for dinner and pretended like he didn’t know what a potato was. It was obvious to everyone that it was just a shitty joke that he refused to abandon, and my dad eventually kicked him out. I mean,…

James Franco? You’re kidding, right? He’d be the worst for that role. Eddie Izzard, that’s who you’d want for this.

Yea, she did. She left Sterling-Cooper to raise a family with that doctor and worked at the store part time. But when the partners launched the plan to spin off SCDP from the British investors, they knew they needed an office manager-which is where Joan came in.

I could be remembering this wrong, but didn't Joan work at that department store for a bit in between working in advertising? Or as a second job, or something? So the sales girl DID recognize her, but she denies it to save face.

False. Best quote of the night goes to Abraham (he of the "mother dick" phrase): "Simply put, there is a vast ocean of shit that you people don't know shit about. Rick knows every fine grain of said shit. And then some."

I'm doing the Recluse Challenge for IBS Awareness. It entails staying in my house for an entire weekend, in the same pair of pajamas, with the only human interaction being with the pizza delivery person. And Netflix will concernedly asked "Are you still watching this?" And I never post anything on social media…

YES. I just finished Coven because I'm on Netflix schedule, and it is AMAZING. I don't actually understand why people didn't like it. It's bad, but all of the seasons have kind of been bad, and it's bad in SUCH A GOOD WAY.

I loved Coven. Really great season with some top notch acting from Lange. I always read about how the first season was the best but I actually didn't like it much.

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

I don't understand. There's a mention of Charlie Hunnam and nudity, and yet no one has posted even one single CharlieHunnamSexGif. Is something wrong? Is everyone feeling ok?

Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…

Last time I checked, being a feminist is about the doctrine advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men. It says nothing about it being a girls club or anything like that

choreplay=putting those kindness coins in until I get sex.