Please, let it just be this -

Carol dressed as a norm made me laugh SO hard. She was absolutely brilliant in tis episode. And seriously, the single most kick-ass person on the whole show.

PLUS, and it's a big plus (hence the caps), you can do all sorts of amazing things to bacon while baking. I lay it out on a rack and sprinkle some kind of hot pepper flakes on it and then real maple sugar (not syrup, real maple sugar that you can buy in some health and specialty stores) and let it bake. I end up…

I have that very grater you linked to. I've had it for approximately 115 years. I use it constantly. I have gifted that very grater to anyone I know who likes to cook and doesn't have one. It makes lemon linguini sauce take approximately zero time to make. It makes a great, faster than usual, but still forever…

Well, it's not something I would actually make, but still, IT MAKES TOFU. I think that with just that and my cast iron skillet, I'm good for just about anything I eat.

I love my rice cooker so much, though I'd never do a mac and cheese in it. It looks like way too much effort and time for something probably more easily made on the stovetop.

No, no, no, it's VERY easy to remember what this girl once looked. 10000% better at the beginning of her make-over than at the end. I look at the olde makeup/hair and all I can think of is greasy skin and crunchy hair with possible little buggies in the scalp. I just had a shiver moment.

I do not get all the "She's only 17!!!!!!!" anger/shock, etc over Kylie and Tyga. Having 18 as the age of consent is ridiculous. If they were doing this in Hawaii, it would be fine, because they're sane there. They should just lower the age to 16, which is reasonable. Plus there's be way less pearl clutching over…

Oh, God, the Joanna Bourne Spymasters series would be amazing.

When I was in my mid-20's I met my brother who was in his early-20's. He was beautiful, in just that particular way I found men beautiful. A golden haired surfer. I don't think I've ever been as sexually attracted to anyone in my life as I was to him. I'm pretty sure he felt the same. We never talked about it, we…

You know, I don't even know how to process this. I look at my father. My dad was handicapped and homeless for a couple of years. He had no means of cooking. He lived on McDonalds egg mcmuffins without the bacon. When he finally got housing, he was still pretty disabled. He couldn't do things like cook. He had no…

Finally, someone speaks the truth. There is absolutely nothing you can do about the asshole at work. Nothing. Plot, plan horrible things, get drunk with your friends and vent, but don't do any of it because it will just backfire.

I love RDJ as an actor, I really do, but he's always been kind of a douche. Even on Graham Norton he was a douche, and seriously, how can you be a dick to Graham Norton?

My dad died a couple of weeks ago from brain cancer. It wasn't pretty. It was a very aggressive strain and he was very old. Inoperable, period. He definitely in physical pain, but more importantly, in mental pain. He couldn't tell what was real and what wasn't. He'd have nightmares and wake up and still be in…

I have been so stalked by an author due to a bad book review. The woman was insane. I give fairly level-headed reviews on Amazon. Sometimes, for a truly horrible book, as hers was, I'll have a little fun with it, but I'm actually pretty chill that stuff. So, I give her horrible book a bad review. The then she…

Angela Carter!!!! She is my favorite short story author of all time and I love her fairy tales. Love them. My excitement here is mostly because I don't think I've heard anyone reference Carter since I got out of college, and she's amazing and needs mountains of referencing at all times.

I do too! I'd buy it in a heartbeat if it was available here.

I've never found it particularly hard to orgasm at the same time. For me, it's pretty simple. Guys have key words, things they want to hear. A minute or so before you're about to come, just say them. I don't particularly care who comes first. But I do appreciate the athleticism of guys about to, so I always go…

Thanks, that's what I thought. This is tough, man. I've got to keep it below 300mg a day. They moved me from low-salt, which truly sucked at 1600 mg, to this. It's been months now. In that whole time I've been to a restaurant exactly once. God, I would kill for a cheeseburger (with bun, pickles, ketchup) or a…

Question - I'm on an insanely low salt diet. I can't put salt on anything. The foods I eat have to be super low sodium, so I can't eat most breads, no package foods, etc., it's pretty bad. This is not a diet by choice and I hate it. What I miss most is being able to go to a restaurant. And I really, really want…