I do not understand how people who do this don't end up in prison. If I, in a moment of stupidity, send my boyfriend a nude shot, how is it okay for someone outside of the two of us (him doing it would be horrible, awful, shitty, but I at least knowingly sent it), to find and post it for the world to see.

You can't get really good tomatoes in a lot of parts of the country once fall hits.

Yes and no. Meaning that yes, it shouldn't be an issue. I should be able to go where I want, when I want, wearing whatever the fuck feel like wearing, even if I do happen to have a vagina. But he can lobby until he's blue in the face, and maybe at some miraculous point in time women can stop worrying about this…

I love audiobooks. I love reading also. They're two entirely different experiences. Take Outlander, or the Game of Thrones books. I've both read and listened to them all. The narrators for both series are brilliant and I experience the books in very different ways. Unlike you though, I can't both work (even…

It depends. I mostly read ebooks now. I'm a big reader and it saves an enormous amount of space. I like being able to carry a bunch of books at a time in such a little container. They're great for reading one-handed (broke my arm/hand and lost the use of both for a long time). I have almost nothing but good…

I saw the Liv Tyler Watch What Happens Live interview where she discussed Justin Theroux's penis. And she's right, once it's in your head, you cannot stop looking at in the the S1 opener of the Leftovers.

Bunnies are delicious. If Whole Foods carried it in NYC, I'd break my no Whole Foods vow, and be on line for it. Have you ever had a good rabbit stew? Jesus Christ, it's amazing.

I do not care what the color of an egg shell is. I care where they came from. I'm really not an organic food freak, but with things like eggs and milk, I really kind of am. Free running, organic eggs can be any color they feel like and I'm good.

Those stupid "Awareness" tricks are such bullshit. It's like all those women posting the color of their bra on Facebook to raise breast cancer awareness. If you actually care about a given thing, either do some volunteer work or open up your checkbook. This is just another jump into the Me! Me! Me! pond so that…

We just do it where we get two checks. One for the booze, one for the food. One person pays on their card and we all pony up the cash, the bill equally divided, the non-drinkers excluded from paying for the booze. Works like a charm. Unless you're dealing with more than two or three people, it just seems the…

Geraldo is an asshole. I used to work with him at ABC news back in the early-mid eighties. He's wear short denim cutoffs, then stand with one leg up on something so that his dick hung out. Like, as a regular thing. And he knew it, you know? God, he was gross. He was, at least at that time, universally despised…

When we first got double monitors at work, I was like, WTF do I need this for? Within half an hour it was love. Now, I can't imagine working without them. I'd go for three if I had the desk space also.

With very few exceptions, (actually, only one - the rare days I work from home), I never even use my home computer anymore. I the iPad changed my life. Also, Amazon has pretty good prices if you want to sell them your used device). It's how I keep upgrading devices. Only ends up costing a couple hundred bucks. I…

I've never worked somewhere as bad as in this post, but I've yet to work anywhere where on the one hand they got royally pissed at you if you came in sick, potentially infecting everyone else, while on the other being pretty darned cranky when you actually do call in sick. It's a no-win situation.

I'm already a RHOBH junkie, but this? This is like sprinkling crack on top of the chocolate covered pretzels.

I have owned every single permutation of the Kindle, both E-Book and Tablet (save the really big kindle e-reader), and I gotta say, for reading, the 2nd get PaperWhite (the one on sale) is the best e-reader I've ever owned. It is pretty much perfect. The light is easy on the eyes, it's very light weight, but using a…

I have owned every single permutation of the Kindle, both E-Book and Tablet (save the really big kindle e-reader),…

A long time ago, when I was young and naïve, I actually used to believe all those glowing 5-star book reviews on Amazon. Then I bought some of the books. And started paying attention. I pay absolutely no mind to non-verified purchases, single user reviews, reviews given by people who only 5 or 1 star stuff. And…

I am terribly ashamed of this, but I do too. I don't know why, it just zings me every time. If he's also, you know, attractive and such.

I have a few breakfast faves, most of which are drenched in fat and goodness:
Biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, more biscuits and gravy, coffee
Spam and eggs and rice (it's a Hawaiian thing)
Cream cheese omelet. Seriously, try it. It's delicious.
Really big green salads. It's my favorite summer breakfast.

I don't think people hate plastic surgery. People hate extreme plastic surgery. And extreme botox. They hate that too. Getting a little nip here, a tuck there, a proportional boob job is one thing, but when you take a lovely Dyan Cannon and turn her into the Madam puppet, then you hate. I can no longer look…