Things that were good about it:
McFarlane actually made a commitment to bringing it out monthly, and more or less did, unlike I think every other Image comic at the time.
He's not exactly a subtle stylist, but he's at least talented and there were some pretty pictures.
There were some aspects of the overall story that…

Advertising is a thing that works, sometimes?

I'm not sure it's ironic. He seems to really like bacon. So do I.

Why? It's… a word that talks about a thing that is good…

Speaking of which, why don’t you answer your phone when I call anymore?

There's a difference between saying something we know to be true and providing extensive evidence showing exactly how, why, when, and where it happens. And given that he did risk his entire future to do so… I think there's something a tad heroic going on.

Pangloss is specifically making fun of Leibniz, so it's all good.

Look, I told you not to tell anyone about us.

"Early in their courtship, Lee tells Brown that he’s going to go home and masturbate while thinking of her, then calls her up and loudly announces that he’s just achieved the magic of orgasm. If a regular person were to behave this way, the person on the other end of the line would likely be creeped out to the point…

I… what?

Well, some of us aren't.

It can be two things (and usually is, in the case of people in strings of shitty relationships).

S.O.U.L.
Sa-Ra Creative Partners (I have no idea who this is)
Sage Francis
Sam Cooke
Saucy
Saul Williams
Scarface
Schoolly D
Scott La Rock & The Celebrity Three
Sharon, Lois & Bram
Sheek Louch
Shel Silverstein
Shooglenifty
Shobiz & A.G.
Shuggie Otis
Simon & Garfunkel
Skillz
Skull Snaps
Slaughterhouse
Slick Rick
Sly & The Family Stone
Smif…

I'm not.

Slaughterhouse's first album was tits. The second one… not as much. Still, they're all beasts.

To be fair, while it is stupid, this has nothing to do with it…

There once was a man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When they asked him why
He replied with a sigh
"It's because I always try to get as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can"

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket

Holy fuck…
"There was a young and very attractive woman on his plane the day Captain Sullenberger landed in the Hudson. Her name is Emma Sophina and she is old enough to be his daughter. She is a singer/songwriter and soon after the Hudson landing she wrote and sang a song entitled: "A Song for Sully." She sang the…

Mayweather?