So as always, I got a tiny bit further in The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth/Afterbirth. I'm now up to… 428 hours, and 72% completion. I play half an hour to an hour and half most days, and every 2-3 days I polish off Mega Satan, Boss Rush, or Hush with another character. This is… probably not healthy, but it's good to…

I missed/forgot the arrival of the Lurkling. Congrats.

So… 1/8 gangsta, then? It sounds terrible.

About 10 years and close to that many million dollars, I'd guess?

He's really good in that weirdly watchable movie about the drummer for the marching band.

All of them?

Oh got confused. Right.

Fuck that. Jon and Theon for extra-weirdness.

I'm assuming you got the name wrong? She's still around, and I'm sure they're nice, but we've never seen them.

You mean Braavos.

I'm from 9 hours in your future, and I'm here to tell you this still holds.

I… might support that.

What kind of an alcoholic doesn't even drink? A shitty one, that's what kind.

Yeah, but they're just photos




























































of a bridge that he doesn't actually own.

I just bleed out.

And those are the only ones that work for you, right?

I think more for people who are seriously into film as a Thing, to give you a serious answer that isn't meant to refer to the Fantastic Four or John Carpenter.

No one knows any Linkin Park songs. Except, you know, that one where it goes from super quiet and whispery to super shouty and ANGRY GUITARS.

Cool story, thanks for the details. But…

He really did come very close, though. I feel that if he had had a better scriptwriter and an editor/producer type to reign him in, it would have been fine. As it was, he was honestly 80% of the way towards making a pretty great adaptation, but that missing 20% unfortunately contains virtually all the brain, heart and…