Mwahahahaha, my plan to destroy our great nation’s productivity by knocking out one nerd at a time is coming to fruition!
I got Meat Boy by just legit playing (and he is an incredibly useful follower). Looking forward to my upcoming speed runs with Lilith where hopefully I’ll be able to get the Bandage Girl at the…

This argument has been rehashed thousands of times, but I guess I'm a pedantic fanboy so I'll make it again.

I just read up on that and apparently both Meat Boy and Bandage Girl are relatively easy in Afterbirth. Lilith starts with Box of Friends now, so if you find a cube of meat / ball of bandages and find some way of getting three charges in a single room (some combination of batteries, sharp plug, etc) then you can pump…

I see what you did there.

Yes, and I’m sorry to tell you this but HR needs to have a little chat with you about some of what you said to Jesus. Or rather shouted to the whole room. Look, you know I’ve gone to bat for you before, but you really shouldn’t be calling anyone “just another Jew who’s trying to run the world”, least of all Our Lord…

YOUR NERD ERROR HAS BEEN NOTED AND YOU WILL BE PUNISHED APPROPRIATELY.
ALSO, I HOPE THIS SHOUTING DOESN’T BOTHER YOU WITH YOUR HANGOVER AND ALL. BUT REMEMBER THAT DRUNKENNESS IS A SIN AND SOMETHING ABOUT JESUS.

NüDOOM is supposed to be pretty sweet, you know? But so's Duskers, so it's all good.

I really can't believe I'm still doing this, but I'm still plugging away at The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth. Up to 416 hours, 70% completion. I've finished all challenges except Speed, which, holy fuck, seriously? However repeated failures at that led me to realize that I can actually play pretty fast when needed.…

It really is a good game. It doesn't seem like it should be, but it manages to both be a fairly traditional RPG (with somewhat unusual combat mechanics) and completely true to the spirit of South Park. And of course the voice acting is stellar. Very little in it annoyed me, and it didn't overstay its welcome either,…

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The fuck aren't they auditioning a role for Method Man at least?

Something about his asshole being sewn shut would have been much better here. Do I have to do everything for you people?

Shrubs, really.

Oh, I misunderstood and thought you were more saying that porn was ok and the others weren’t.
I think there is the in principle possibility for all those things (well, not trafficking) to be not terrible and evil, but I very much doubt that in practice any society on earth could have that for centuries.

I think "victim" is really the wrong way of looking at it. "Working in a shitty, demeaning, low-paying job for which drug addiction is practically a requirement and which often destroys your chances of a future career" seems a better descriptor, but I guess it's not quite as catchy.

I should have put an “n’t” at the end of that first line. Got too distracted by trying to remember how to write html line breaks.

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hire a sex worker?

Huh, well I guess that gives me my answer about Pacino. I think Scarface is better than you think, but worse than a lot of people do, so it comes out even in the end I suppose.

Except based on my limited knowledge of Argento, he lacks the technical skill and sophistication of Hitchcock/De Palma.

Is that miscasting or surprisingly great? I'd go for the latter, it's dumb as balls, but it needed someone who was willing to seriously chew scenery, and Pacino delivers.