"Question for you, if I'm pescatarian, should I still have burgers and hot dogs on hand? Or should I expect people who want burgers to bring burgers?"

Counterpoint: Yes.

That felt like the worst line in a trailer of not very good lines. It didn't help that she appeared to be reading it for the first time.

Cookie Monster provides the best commentary on most things.

No they're not.

Late to this party, but seriously, you should try revisiting it. The cops and the drug dealers are in every season, but each season after 1 introduces another bureaucracy that becomes its focus (2 - unions, 3 - municipal politics, 4 - schools, 5 - media). It's doing something far more ambitious and far more successful…

Dopium is straight fire. The most Wu-ish Wu album I've heard in years. Mostly it's the production and guest stars that make it shine, but U-God gets a few nice verses on it.

Well… Heigl, to my knowledge, has never appeared in a particularly good film (?) and never been a particularly good part of any film she's in. So at least there's consistent reasons to criticize her, but you're right that it probably gets out of hand.

I came across volume 30 of Twilight in a hotel room once, and read through several hundred pages of it in a single insomniac fever dream, and it made me want to stab myself in the face repeatedly. Probably worse than The Da Vinci Code, which is saying something.

I was thinking more "Say goodbye to these!".

Also good thinly sliced (preferably sliced by the butcher) and grilled, with pepper, salt, and lemon.

I don't.

Yes, but not so much as the waiters or chefs. Or kitchen staff.

And then just says "fuck it" and puts bacon and scampi on anyways.

Down came the rain
For forty days and forty nights

Not if you plug yourself up properly.

Mass Media Bell and BankDonalds.

I mean, surely non-shit food is a good thing?

Um… I'm gonna go with… no?

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