Wight Power!

We had content?

Yes and yes.

I think I might be her dad.

Well, to be fair, she's kind of a bitch.

My gas bill thanks you.

Basically the same thing. Except more coal mining and close-harmony singing.

You're the third person who seems angry about this interview. I've never seen anything either of these people are in, know virtually nothing about them, and I'm fucking in love. More of this, please.

This was a spectacular interview.

The best part is you haven't upvoted him once, you selfish prick.

I haven't watched it, but I did watch the extended preview, and the beauty pageant scene made me laugh harder than anything I have seen in years.

So… changing the time of a feature that some people like to comment on, and giving lengthy and detailed explanations of that, is proof that the AV Club doesn't give a shit about any commenter? Jesus Christ you guys are silly sometimes.

So, good things.

Naw, he'd have remembered that.

I have done exactly that.

Last I checked.

Well I am grotesquely fat, and Gerard Depardieu did play me in a movie…

Nope. If she’s not good enough for Tom Green to recognize, she’s not good enough for me.

You have to listen to the notes I don't play.

Actually she was straight up one of the most attractive young women I've ever seen outside of a movie. I have no idea what she saw in me.