I'm from near Ottawa, where Tom Green became the… man… he is today, and one day maybe a year after whatever his first film was came out, I saw him at a bar with someone. Actually I didn't know it was him, but my girlfriend did, and she had met him at a party or something a few months previously, so she said "Hi.". He…

Actually I don’t even know what that is. Really I just mean to disparage generic non-maple “breakfast syrup”, which is the tool of Satan. The only thing worse is maple-flavoured (as opposed to just plain maple) syrup. The people who make that? Killing’s too good for them.

But was there something offensive that got it deleted?

I don't see why you don't.

"Except for the first two Godfather movies, Apocalypse Now and the Patton screenplay, there's nothing there…just a bunch of crap."

Is there a spoof of this in the Lego games? There really should be.

Late to this party, but @avclub-9582a4486a56b2b30d8125d7c0701b8a:disqus is right that the switch from the tentacle monster is one of the better ideas in the movie. It really does have some very good parts, mainly visual storytelling. But it really does miss the point, and the fights are probably the most egregious…

I.. wha?

Peace? Chemistry? Medicine? All three?

Real maple syrup is not. Everything else, yes.

"the game relegating major chunks of the story to optional post-mission cutscenes, shruggingly offered up to interested parties"

Downvoted.

And OLEDs are organic (it's right there in the name) so they're good for you!

Actually a Phil Collins cover of MmmmBop would be something.

My kids first venture into musical parody was "Twinkle Twinkle Little Fart". It was exactly the same as the original with "fart" swapped in for "star", but as it turns out the second occurrence of the word "star" is quite late in the song, so they would spend the whole middle section giggling in anticipation of the…

Chumbawumba's entire discography, which goes back years before Tubthumping, is apparently pretty good.

Username-comment synergy!

Now that OP has been deleted, your comment will be an enduring mystery.

"was savagely beaten outside of a restaurant owned by the Kingston Trio"

The critics.