I don’t care what anybody says, these still look good. I just can just never own one because I would be stereotyped to hell lol.

“Wagon wheels”: what I call huge rims with rubber bands passing as tires stretched around them:

The vast majority of suspension mods. Outside of maybe a 1" drop for looks, I’d say 90% of hobby-tuner suspension modifications serve to make the car uncomfortable and more unpredictable. Occasionally they are done right, but most of the time you get a bouncy uncomfortable ride with snap oversteer, terrible understeer…

I like that the shittiest member of RHCP gets to perform live while the talented ones have to mime it...

It’s annoying that they edited it, but I’m more annoyed by people giving her shit for her voice cracking. Like, it happens to every singer. You can’t predict it or account for it, it just happens sometimes. And she recovered from it as smoothly as you possibly can. 

Since Musk decided to sell verifications to anyone on Twitter, nobody on that disgusting platform should be trusted.

unicorn dolphins

*gently, like Danny Tanner giving fatherly advice on Full House* Tim... *begin “lesson” music* you also comment on articles about YouTube videos on the internet. *warm smile* So it’s likely at least one of those is a lie. But that’s ok! We’re all losers here. Now, here *hands them a Mountain Dew Code Red*, wipe your…

I’m surprised that Anyone But You despite both lukewarm to negative reviews, and an underwhelming opening weekend, and it being R-rated, has slowly crawled to being kind of a big hit for a romantic comedy. According to Box Office Mojo it made 170 million dollars on a budget of 25 million, and that’s nothing to sneeze…

How are both you and the article’s author interpreting the ad this way? The ad is making fun of the idea that a guy with a peanut allergy forgot there were peanuts in peanut butter, because it’s obvious that peanuts are in peanut butter.

Weird double-standard in Super Bowl ads... you can kill Mr. Peanut, but Mr. Peanut can’t kill you.

I feel like it’s time has come and gone already and it’s still not released.

It’s a good ’un for certain. Puts me in mind of Elizabeth Blackstock’s excellent motor-racing history pieces that are really the only reason I go to Jalopnik.

Ahh yes, legal foods, the solution for everyone whose favorite food isn’t ‘technically not food’.

“but they are legally food”

It’s also a great deal - sure, I don’t want to use it every week for a year, but at $200, you’re saving money if you use it 7 times in a year. Past that, you have 45 weeks in the year where you get a free $30 meal. I’m not eating at Applebees that much (I don’t remember the last time I went), but they are legally food…

The French would argue back because the category for yeast raised laminated doughs (in their words) is Viennoiserie which means “In the style of Vienna”. 

And Sudoku didn’t originate in Japan, either. (It was New York)

America and Europe have a long history of naming things after countries they consider much ‘cooler’ or sophisticated.

Oof, The Blind Side. The only actually moving part of that film is the closing credits with the real life footage of Roger Godell announcing Baltimore’s selection of Oher.  Sandra Bullock is fun and looks damn good, though.

What, no Varsity Blues???