“They can appear sociable on the surface but may have inappropriate social responses.” Half the population there 😂

You know you’d watch that video too.

Hey now, don’t go down talking our tradition. WE LOVE this flag.

Wow, if only there were a practical alternative to the compact SUV that wouldn’t suck to drive and had just as much space?

I envy those of you who live in a place where ordering sandwiches anyplace other than Subway is an actual option. 

I think we have some late breaking candidates for the “dealbreaking flaw” article

Translation: “The 911 is a fantastic, attractive, charismatic, and enjoyable car, and if it was a person, it would likely have lots of sex.” 

That is the best in-article update I have ever seen, well done.

I cannot top Kente Cruiser.

Exactly. The car looks awesome. Like these ones:

You can TASTE the contempt. I love it.

yeah, but I don’t really give a shit about whether my kid is special to you.  And also - you aren’t entitled to peace and quiet everywhere you go.  If you want peace and quiet, you’re entirely able to stay home and enjoy it.

Apex seals.

Alfa Romeo 4C... ruined by the mandatory automated manual transmission:

Tesla Model 3. I like the size, the price, the exterior styling, and could, I guess, live with the interior. I can afford it, and in 2 or 3 years will likely be looking for something electric. But the company owner is a deal breaking flaw for me (and especially my wife).

Chevy Volt, the rear seat was just too small - I’m sure it was a dealbreaker for a lot of potential buyers.

Yeah it could, but it is not.

Good start, Yale.

The fact that Kinja couldn’t handle a hyperlink to this post is hilarious to me: https://jalopnik.com/jalopnik-has-no-good-cotomer-sevis-184374