I mean, there’s nothing in the rulebook saying a dog can’t play basketball.

Yeah, it isn’t legal. I have absolutely no idea what the legality would be in a real game (have never seen a defensive player kick a ball out of the holder’s hands), but in this particular exhibition game, apparently there’s a rule prohibiting pressure on punters and kickers. That’s why the o-line is just standing…

I (Cleveland born and raised) met my wife (San Antonio born and raised) when a mutual friend heard her talking smack about the Cavs after the 2007 Finals. It would be somehow poetic if our marriage ended ten years later because of the events you’re hoping for.

COULD “SOUTHIE MURPH” EVER TRULY RELATE TO A PRETTY BOY FROM CALIFORNIA LIKE KORVER??!?!?!

Find iut the answer to these questions in two separate but connected 5,000 word essays after the jump.

This is an interesting story about a trade that actually happened, sure.

I think the most enlightening part of this post is that I learned Shabazz Napier now plays for the Blazers.

Its time for TOMSULA 2: THE TOMSULING

“I was at that banner protest game” is a better story than “I saw Sam Bradford scramble for 24 yards.”

oh no won’t someone think of the paying customers!

If you took out a loan to take your kid to a meaningless week 17 Vikings game, you’re probably far beyond reason.

What infuriates me about these protesters is that they have no idea how things work in the real world. “Divest!” Like that’s even possible at this point. It’s dumb and even laughable if it weren’t so tragic.

The protester, in true form to the Favre jersey he was wearing, put something out there for people to see that no one asked for.

Well, if anyone can appreciate how wrong it is to plunder land belonging to others, it’s the Vikings.

Hahahaha. 2017 is going to be so much worse. You will pray for anther 2016 compared to the helter skelter that is coming up.

I used to work retail. They played “Emotions” over and over. This song deserves this death in public.

They played the wrong accompaniment. She was expecting to lip sync the whole thing but on “Emotions” they played a backing track that was for semi-lip-sync situations, in which she sings most of the song but lip syncs the high notes. She was not about to attempt actually singing that song.

There couldn’t have been a more appropriate finale to the year. Fuck this shit.

“And that’s what it is”