The worst thing ever are the grizzled tour vets who never shut up about how great ‘95-’98 were, complain about how the band totally sucks now... but they still go to every show.

so ur bragging ur like most phish fans???

LSD + THC @ MSG = XTC

“Transport the basketball”? Someone’s been reading The Book of Basketball Rings by Ted Cruz.

that was a cool pass, but he had a look on his face that said “this used to be easy when I was 19" poor guy

I feel like this headline is attempting to discourage behind the back passes and I don’t like its tone.

The non-call on LeBron hanging from the rim was cancelled by the ridiculous tech on Jefferson when he dunked on KD and apparently winked or something once again making me wish Sheed did color commentary so he could rant about stupid body language calls

As disturbing as these things are, it pales in comparison to what countless Americans are going to take in the ass in 2017.

David Attenborough

“Per patient” is ED charting speak for “this patient is full of shit.”

“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”

Champion.

“SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

• “ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN”

WINE CORK WRAPPED IN PAPER TOWELS, ELECTRICAL TAPE & A CONDOM

And I can’t believe that cashier at the pharmacy threw such a big fit about him taking a toothbrush. He’s a kid! And what does it cost, like a dollar in 1990?

Why’d the whole family blame Kevin for the spilled drinks? Buzz clearly started it, and he should know better since he’s older! It really is unfair. And the cop they sent to the house couldn’t break in and make sure he was safe? Seems like a total failure by every adult involved. So sad.

Yeah this headline is weird; Arizona did indeed win after Hauschka missed the XP, but that just meant that Seattle lost 34-31 instead of 34-32.