I love when Christian colleges act high-and-mighty while they protect their football programs from the consequences of their bullshit

Considering this was the first year in a new 10 year deal, I think Notre Dame doesn’t give a fuck as long as they’re good by the end of the deal.

Oh yeah I wold totally rather have today’s NBA, no question. Because today’s NBA is...good basketball.

I can’t wait for TRUMP to get oathed into Orville Office so he can send CROOKED TILLERY to GUANTOMONO!!!

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

He bounced off 88's butt. The butt was behind the line.

Yeah well your fans looked like a fucking Trump rally when they rushed the field.

Short.

Florence Henderson not even in the ground yet, but the spirit of Jan lives on.

It was a questionable call. Cut Coach Harbaugh some slacks.

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There are a TON of people like this that have to continually push their progressive and oh so diverse street cred. It’s like an Internet comments section: “As the mother of a queer, gender nonconforming, autistic kid with disabilities...”, “as someone who is 1/8 Native American and half Tibetan...”, “As someone who is…

Lena, Lena, Lena:

Cool story, Lena. Hope your Oppression Olympics Thanksgiving comes with medals tonight.

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

I don’t care what the FDA says, the proper serving size for ice cream is and always will be a pint and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

I will never, ever accept mac and cheese as a burger, sandwich, or pizza topping.

Artisanal coffee is bullshit, but cheap coffee is ass. There’s a bell curve, with the top being good stuff you buy in a grocery store. Rule of thumb: if you’re paying more than a dollar an ounce, you’re buying bullshit; but if you’re paying less than $5 a pound, you’re buying ass.

So, I was on a job interview this morning, at a boutique marketing firm. I thought it went well, they liked my resume.... The only thing is, most of my experience is in finance. So a big sticking point was “well Zukka, why are you looking to make a sudden switch to marketing?” And the first thing that came to mind,…

it was a good joke