did all the good commenters die

This is just the worst opinion

If that one thing is shootingdribblingpassingstealing you might be right.

“Hey, I’ve been putting in 20 meaningless points a game, and does anybody care?”

Last week, I had to give a short talk to everybody on my team at work. I nailed it— charming, hit key points, got three or four solid laughs. This video feels like that felt: It ultimately doesn’t amount to anything and will be quickly forgotten. But I looked really cool in front of my peers.

The Seahawks have been good since Obama won his second term. Did you miss the four straight playoff runs that culminated in two Superbowl appearances and one Superbowl win?

Just to clarify, CNN actually got the context of the Spencer quote wrong. Spencer was merely suggesting that Jews use occult magic to enslave their media puppets, not that Jews themselves are soulless golem. I’m sure CNN regrets the error.

It’s amazing to me how quickly the “mainstream media” has normalized this shit. Not even two weeks after the election, and still months before he’s sworn in, and fucking CNN is already waffling on whether it’s really fair to expect the leader of the free world to alienate his base by confirming that he doesn’t think…

I don’t know what this means but I support it.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. America will never succeed on the world stage until it returns to a 2-3-5 lineup and toe-punches every goal kick.

I’m not sure successfully wedging yourself into a book between some dude with crazy-long fingernails and a lady who was able to cram more hard boiled eggs into her mouth at the same time than anyone else is nearly as prestigious an achievement as you imagine it to be.

Page 353 in the current hard cover edition if you’re actually curious. Look under “most sarcastic reply to internet commenters” for my work in a Reddit thread in 2014.

Am I missing something? Is the video done in jest where they are purposely inflating the value to society of this? Don’t get me wrong, if it’s real, it’s a hell of a (lucky) shot, but between the way they are talking in the video, the epic video footage and the inspirational music, you’d swear they were building a…

Well, they definitely aren’t using it to get pussy.

I wish your post said “first” instead of what you actually wrote.

Calm down is right. These guys are acting like they just found the cure to some deadly desease. Honestly, pretty footage and a cool shot, but that didn’t need to be over 4 minutes and it certainly didn’t need to have them narrating how the world will never be the same.

I mean, let’s be honest. It’s 0.01% skill and 99.99% luck. All he can really do is toss the ball in the general vicinity of the hoop and hope for the best with the wind.

I would throw a basketball off the dam, see where it landed, and put a net there.

You hate to be the guy rebounding and bringing the ball back.