There's no way he wins this appeal. I mean, who knows more about injuring people while showing no meaningful remorse than the NFL?

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement – none of those options is realistically available to a four-year old child.

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement

Too late. Seen it.

I'd like to think that somewhere out there, Danny Kaye is very, very disappointed in me.

"So the phallus from the palace is the shaft made with craft, and the boner that's a loner is the dong that is wrong!"

I see $24.30 of the $130 million dollar budget in the trailer.

It looks like a pretty generic fantasy quest story, but I... I still kind of want to see it...

Because Steve Nash is done for the year/his career. He's a serviceable backup PG who was forced into the starting role.

Lin is a drive-and-dish player. He's best charging the basket and creating opportunities for others. Hard to do that when Kobe holds the ball and does his black hole routine.

"What does Kobe Bryant consider a manifestation of consent to sex?"

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Linsanity has devolved into Linfusion, and maybe just a little Lingret.

Yes

Is that Vanilla Ice or David Beckham?

Because it's the Lakers.

* On home childbirth: "I just think about all the women who had to give birth back in the day in their homes—if you were to get in a time machine and be like, 'By the way, in the future, there's facilities that, if something goes wrong, there are trained professionals to take care of you. The mortality rate goes way…

Picture of him in brown way too Afflecky.

It's bullying, pure and simple. But calling it a "death threat" assigns a level of alarm to it that it frankly doesn't warrant, and minimizes actual death threats.

"Kill yourself" is an unreasonable, inexcusable, asshole thing to say, but it is not a "death threat."