Nah. Somebody pointed this out on SB Nation (I think), but Melo would basically have to keep shooting at his current pace through his age-40 season to pass Kobe. If you think some NBA team is gonna be giving 40-year-old Melo 20+ shots per game, you're nuts.

Misses?... Those are rebound opportunities

Because it's tremendously funny?

It's like if a presidential candidate ran a by-the-book campaign for eight months, then whipped his dick out and played it like a banjo on live television in the final debate.

"Soon...the record will be mine!"

Amazingly, the most worst of the bunch is the SJD women's four, which is the only boat in the three-boat collision to have a coxswain (the other two are quads). As in the only boat carrying someone who's only fucking job is to avoid hitting other boats.

"You need to send this to Rediculousness" said in a dead-serious New England accent is by far the best highlight.

Internet: You should also fuck his sister to get back at him.

...your sister. (Oh dear God what is wrong with me?)

Seriously though. The most affectionate thing I've expressed toward my brother in recent memory was to tell him to cut his fucking hair and that his beard looks like a merkin. How do people develop crushed on their siblings? WTF?

Like, full on adult sibling sex? Or prepubescent kids who don't really know what they're doing look back on it and cringe exploratory stuff?

When I was about 20, I briefly rebound-dated this guy who lived in a houseshare with his step-sister, but it was extra awkward because they dated in high school and that's how their parents met and subsequently married.

"Hmm. Well, on one hand, he always takes the garbage out and he has great abs and we both love dogs, but, on the other hand, he's kind of fucking his sister a little bit. What should I do, internet?"

One of my professors in college read a study which claimed that bio siblings raised together almost never exhibit sexual attraction to each other, however, if two bio siblings raised apart reunite post-puberty they are very often attracted to each other. I think he literally barfed in his mouth a little bit after he…

My boyfriend in high school who I thought was the love of my life banged his sister. And she got pregnant.

Especially because having sex with siblings or having crushes on siblings, at least, isn't that rare.

Dover?! Barely hit her head into a wall three times!

Spies? C'mon, Kurt, they're called spotters...