The Knowledge is just a jaw-dropping, unfathomable achievement.

Can't wait till they give that cord an extension.

The Bears just signed the cord to a 5 year contract worth 70 million dollars.

So your theory is that we posted it today and then UConn traveled through time to yesterday so they could issue a release announcing the suspension?

You posted this picture of her as if it was going to result in anything other than this. Then you say "Free Noriana Radwan" as if this wasn't a direct effect of your initial report. Deadspin is the new Rovell.

What Drew Magary gets wrong about the internet's "problem" problem.

I said the Bears are godawful what more do you want me to say? Chicago is bankrupt?

Bieber looks like a crack head.

I was coming here to say this. The whole point of prison is to keep violent and highly manipulative people away from society. But in the US it more like a storage house for black guys who happened to annoy a cop once.

There are women who probably need to be in jail? Are they in jail? Are the women who are in jail the…

Yeah, and by focusing on getting women out of prison, it implies that either women are more innocent, or they're more childlike and can't handle prison.

Agreed. Non-violent offenders sentenced to short terms typically don't benefit from prison, and that goes for male offenders as well.

I don't really see why the focus has to be on women here; just non-violent offenders in general.

As per the CBA, here's the formula:

Are you implying that the NFL is arbitrary in the way they dish out fines and penalties?

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

"I have a cousin who's gay, and he was gay ever since we were kids. He picks out all my suits, in fact."

Now is a good time remind everyone that Dalton signed a 6-year $115 million deal this offseason.