"basketball teams are stocked with players on full-ride non-athletic scholarships"

But how is this going to affect his post-graduation draft stock? Is Goldman out of the picture, now?

The guy just wants to play. He is one of the 400,000 that the NCAA famously likes to say "will go pro in something other than sports." Next year, when Colombia is knocked out of either the Ivy League Tournament or the NCAA Tournament, his chance to play organized ball on a stage like this will be over. He doesn't…

Not sure how you can blame the NCAA for the stupid rules of the Ivy League. The NCAA has facilities for allowing him to not play this year and still remain in school. The Ivy League just isn't the one letting him do that.

What a loss to the fields of rocket science and artificial organ design.

No mention of the (extremely dubious) foul on Favors that let the Cavs tie it up? Hasn't the NBA said they're not calling that anymore? It seemed like Wade was trying to do that every playoff game last year but never could get the call.

Just FYI: When you call a woman a "cunt" for not being interested in you, she's definitely seen the "great opportunity" she just passed up.

Yup, it's a fake-a-mundo.

It really is something, isn't it? I was tricked into buying yogurt because of that smile.

"According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... love?!? Who's been screwing with this thing?"

"love between humans, like gravity, transcends dimensions. Maybe love is even the fifth dimension, where the beings who made the wormhole live."

so if doctor who doesn't make you throw a shoe at the TV, you'll be fine with Interstellar

What I get from this is great spectacle, poorly written in really silly ways, which is what I have been saying about Nolan for 6 years.

"I'm not the first person to say this, but the state of Kentucky has pretty generally throughout history been mocked; people look down on Kentucky," says Jones. "The thing this state has always prided itself on is we do one thing better than you, and that's basketball. We do it better than you."

A liberal media member. SO BRAVE.

As mentioned above, it's best to sit at the bar when eating dinner alone. Besides not hogging a table or have someone steal your extra chair, the bar usually has a TV with sports on, and of course that's also where all the booze is.

Fact: As far as women are concerned, wearing your ball cap backwards at ANY age announces — loudly — that you are, in fact, a tool.

I'm been unattached a lot more than I've had an SO since college, and the only thing I can't do alone is go to an amusement park. My office gets tickets to the local Six Flags on a night when one of our vendors rents the place out, so the lines are ridiculously short, but if my friends can't make it, I just can't go.…

A couple slices of gently fried Virginia Baked Ham are awesome on a burger.

While travelling this year, I had a breakfast burger that was served on maple French Toast and had a fried egg, bacon, ham, cheddar cheese, shredded hash browns and sausage gravy in it, plus the nice peppery burger, and somehow my doctor from…

I WILL WEAR backwards New Era hats til I die. Bury me with one on.

FLAT BILL, even.

Went to Australia earlier this year and was pleasantly surprised to find that a fried egg is a standard hamburger topping. Even at fast food places. However, so is a giant slice of beetroot. I guess the wet dirt taste of the beetroot is supposed to ruin the delicious egg and get it back to some sort of hamburger…