"like most Romanians"

You jerks with your new jobs and stupid cold heads that can't wrap around things. How I hate you.

LET ME LOOK THAT UP FOR YOU!

More than six Krispy Kreme doughnuts! It probably qualifies as poison.

People are so upset that they couldn't get the unicorn frappuccino. A teenage girl cried. One lady wouldn't leave us alone. We upset many children and adults alike in denying them access to the sugary neon monstrosity they feel was falsely promised to them by advertisements prophesizing a five day extravaganza…

Hey, I take great pride in slowly killing anyone stupid enough to order that disgusting syrupy mess.

It's mostly sugar, preservatives and food coloring.

It's what happens the week after Starbucks executives issue an official policy to all their partners for being annoying and giving them complicated drinks to make without extra help. I guess this is the part after their sarcastic apology where they tell us to go fuck ourselves for complaining.

I can't remember ever being sick.

Like I'd ever stop.

So he swore off because one of his students emasculated him for self-harm and then came back to it because he's horny? Also this:

I also detest sports that don't involve balls!

All frogs are gay now!

It's in a compilation video but I love him laughing at this really big pair of underwear.

He always looked like the real deal to me.

Did we get any Jimmy backstory in Breaking Bad? I can't remember even knowing he was a Jimmy.

I actually hope that Better Call Saul starts going even more out of its way to tie itself in with the fatalism of Breaking Bad. I kind of expect it to play with that sort of tragedy near the end of its run but yeah it's the best thing the show has going for it and it should really own it. being complete in itself is…

About sums it up

Mormons amirite?

Uh no I feel guilty because I'm not supporting the theater, which is something I want to do (not that I'm a capitalist but I do like having theaters). I don't do it most of the time anyways though because I don't want to eat crappy cheap popcorn and flavorless snacks, overpriced or not.