Alright, I wanted to hate this. The original is one of my favorites. But when she spun that bowl and the old-school, hand-drawn animation burst out I started getting the feels, then Dick Van Dyke started dancing and there was absolutely no chance I wasn’t going to see this on opening weekend.

Whenever I hear about a guy who was credibly accused bouncing back from it to work again...I think about this interview shortly after the MeToo movement stood tall at the Golden Globes.

ACTUALLY the long chasms are appropriate as Rick and Morty contains a lot of complex storytelling and jokes. Since “simpletons” watch this immaculate piece of art as well, I’m afraid that all of the intellectualism produced by this show would collapse their tiny little minds. Luckily I have an IQ of 250 and have slept…

The allegations that Morgan used Lee’s different functional impairments against him to steal money, harm relationships and manipulate him are so awful. Anyone who lives with significant disability understands the unique vulnerability we live in. In order to live and engage in society we need other people around us…

“I know just what to do to put out this Dumpster fire,” declares gallon of butane.

I have several celebrity followers as well. Well, celebrity’s attorneys. And they don’t follow me on instagram, so much as track me via my court-ordered GPS ankle monitor. But it’s basically the same thing.

[crickets]

Yeah...little bit of credit where it’s due, the worries about an oppressive, tyrannical government coming after you seem a lot less paranoid when you’re black in America than when it is coming from white dudes.

She’s like 30 now and still hasn’t learned how to walk or talk. She is a Republican!

I believe you mean “Another One Rides the Bus”.

I just pull out my guitar and strum while I’m driving. If you don’t like it you can crawl out of the wreckage and walk.

a bandaged and robed man named Cletus

“Just Wear Her Down, Man”—a new comedy, this fall at 8/7c on CBS!

On a separate note, PC culture exists on both the left and the right, just with different issues. The issue on the left is largely identity, whether it be race, gender, sexual orientation, etc., and on the right it’s more about tradition, whether it be cultural or religious. This is where your geography or media…

[monocle-popping grunt]

This is it. This is the most triggered someone ever can be or will be.

I hope he becomes one of those people that sci-fi shows set in the far future name check:

Just to shine a light on how credible this is, he’s proposing a project to teleport through ‘space, air, and water,’ but when it comes to land, that’s where he draws the line. Real experts know you can’t teleport through land.