So apparently the date of Easter changes every year but close enough.

Exactly. People talk about how snacks and popcorn at the movies are annoying, overpriced and no one should buy them but I always feel guilty when I don't buy snacks or anything.

Its all dem big words he uses. Makes him sound all smrt and stuff.

Jimmy Fallon is the greatest modern day comedian, you hooligan. Show some respect to a comedy genius.

So who is the oldest living person now? Is it you?

Someone just keep feeding him taco bowls until he kneels over, please.

Do these people not know what capitalism, giant corporations and mega-blockbuster franchises are? I constantly wonder about that when people freak out about something like this. It's Disney. Calm down.

So they're just assholes and aren't really furries?

Whereas being a Nazi totally makes sense and normally these people are very bright and intellectually sound?

Have you seen them drinking milk and mugging at Shia Labeouf's camera? Nazis are very silly people.

It's surprising to you that nazis might also have fetishes?

My parents would watch it every single day and consequently it became both the first sitcom aimed at adults (or not children or whatever) I saw and the first sitcom I've seen every episode of.

All the grammar in the world isn't enough to make me stop giggling at their name!

The Leaf's''s'''' always have the best playoff chances of any hockey team because they're the best. Unfortunately, while The Leaf's''s'''' always compete with a deep sense of honor and integrity the other teams like to lie, cheat, steal, shoot dope and have sex with the referees in order to win the match competition…

I blame Paul Ryan.

This is why you shouldn't go to college. Tsk tsk.

If the other world leaders were as unprofessional as he is one of them would have strangled him by now.

What if instead of apologizing or explaining himself Spicer just handed every member of the press a Pepsi?

Sure Hitler was a bad guy but did he ever kidnap a trailer full of babies and punt each and every one of them off the top of the Emirates Office Tower in Dubai while high on crystal meth and belting out the lyrics to "The Safety Dance" ever so slightly out of tune? Exactly.

Was Hitler a bad guy? Yeah but he wasn't a monster!