It looks potentially good. I really hope I like it and it can partially fill some Hannibal void in my heart.

I mean it doesn't matter in the sense that none of those groups are going to win any time soon but seeing as they're on a political dating website they're probably looking for someone who has similar opinions, probably not for someone who is also "on the left" but disagrees with fundamental principles of your…

I'm sure the ideological differences they held on the war are absolutely irrelevant and nobody said anything that would actually meaningfully place them politically at odds with one another?

Why would that confuse you? That sounds like Dave to me.

That split actually makes total sense if it's a dating site based around political ideaology, especially on a website with a good number of anarchists. I mean the communists did have them lined up and shot. Communists are pretty much just fascistic dicks, which is the opposite of what an anarchist would be interested…

Malcolm in the Middle? They wish it would be that good.

Humans are gross. Also that was a pretty fast response for someone who isn't currently still laying on her couch. Don't you have somewhere to be?

When you said "adorable" I was thinking doggies or kitties. I feel lied to and mislead.

I've only seen a few episodes.

I swear they do this stuff just because it feels so difficult to be mad at them when I mostly just don't even know how to respond.

I used to use a microwave for ramen in college!

I wear pants but I always make sure to remove my underwear.

I don't have any noodle based dishes. I only use it for coffee and tea.

I have one!

Based off that one video I can see why the older brother might like that one.

I apparently just hit that age where everyone is getting married and no one is actually so young that it's weird but it's still weird.

Glad to hear you're so committed.

That was fast.

That hardly seems like enough. Can't they also give the children air horns to run around with?

I left you a birthday present when I was robbing your office! No wait… I ate it. Nevermind.