He has actually admitted to not paying attention during complicated surgeries. He probably just has a real steady hand.

I think the only explanation for Ben Carson though is that God really is working through him whenever he performs surgery. He's usually falling asleep or not paying attention during surgery so God must definitely be real and his sole purpose is to save us from Ben Carson.

Most movies will be rated MMM but some will get the coveted KKK rating.

Hulu really isn't worth it but you get the first month for free if you want to binge anything and then delete your account.

And to think we all have to suffer because he feels the need to overcompensate.

Did SNL start that because I've definitely seen it elsewhere too?

I hate watching improv in movies/tv when you can clearly see that that's what they're doing. Like when you can hear it in their voice that they're not in character anymore because they're clearly too focused on thinking of something to say it's just probably not a good idea to rely on that.

Oh i should note lately at work I've been drinking espresso when one packet of raw sugar and one packet of honey. In my defense I work at Starbucks so our espresso just tastes like the watery vomit of a chain smoker.

I don't know anything about his kids other than he wants to fuck Ivanka but I love that everyone decided Eric is stupid.

I liked how it infantilized him because it felt like it was making fun of his world view.

I've had a couple of really smooth dark roasts that taste really great black. One of them is Green Mountain and the other one is by a local microroaster that actually has a bit of a tea flavor to it. I can't remember which one it is though.

I don't want one! DVD players are for people who have nothing better to do than sit and drool in front of the tv.

Yes, let's all praise sbt for her frivolous expenditures. I fully support your choice to define yourself based upon the products you own as if property wasn't theft and our possessions didn't own us.

Poor bastard. Ill eat some burnt toast in your honor (I don't have bagels or bagel bites).

Ive been considering just clicking all the taboola links on every O'Neal article just to see if it makes O'Neal write more articles.

What the fuck, Vox?

I'm still happy Sean O'Neal came back to the A.V.Club. Great article.

Good things do happen when you go to the newspapers though.

My impression from the news story is that the only people who took that debate seriously were on the side arguing he's male. It's pretty funny.

I am immediately very strongly on the side of Garfield not being a male (and also being a Shiite Muslim because why not?).