It’s gotta be more than a Sushi Girl gets, I imagine.

I still don’t see how McAdoo thought being an expert in basketball would translate successfully to football.

As an allusion to LOLJETS, shouldn’t the tag be LOLJINTS?

And it gets deeper because a pitcher like Strasburg- who comes off like a China doll already, even if that’s not true - could live up to any stereotypes of him by blowing the game with a “Seeeee? This’ll teach you little punks that think you know mold spores better than I do even though somehow th rest of my team is…

Isn’t every game “win or lose”? Sorry, low-hanging fruit.

I would too.

And why’d that Leaf driver leave *one* on?

Ha! Good thought, but Bobby Hebert can’t make it on Wednesdays. Bob Herbert, on the other hand...

clinging onto the hood like a geriatric T.J. Hooker

You can skip the trailers and just go see the movie, unspoiled. And then you can always go see it again if you decide to watch it spoiled.

Perfect.

This doesn’t hurt my argument, as I don’t think that The Usual Suspects is a very good movie.

You’ve probably seen it a dozen times. All but the first as spoiled as can be.

When our family has Brett Favre over for a dessert topped with caramel-not-caramel, we discuss the amusement of saying “demon” one way but “lemon” another, all while watching Mike Krzyzewski and Adrian Wojnarowski argue sherbet versus sorbet.... and yes, this happens on a Wednesday.

both some fan service and trying to steer additional eyeballs to the lower-rated sister show. 

I think that’s just it: “I took these photos.” They are mine

I think Jaguars Junction would have been a lot more fun if they were coughing up their usual hairballs instead of clawing people’s eyes out.

I can make your hand slap!

Read their quote. The quote doesn’t say that they didn’t know, but that they’re shocked that it came up. It’s Barsanti’s headline that implies the band didn’t know.

Bucs fans will be Koooing it up like Chargers “fans” were soon enough.