I need to do this. I don’t think I’ve done it since I moved out of my mom’s place 20-x years ago. My son loves bacon so it should be a hit.

I like saltines, but you have to crumble them if you want to eat them in your soup (which I do).

Which, sadly, likely means this practice continues much longer than it might if other places besides Deadspin hammered away too.

Bacon. Cooked with bacon. Because.... bacon.

See, the problem with your attempt at trolling Pats haters is that the premise needs to be based in some kind of fact. You’d be burning every Patriots hater six-ways from Sunday if, in fact, they had been in many AFC Championship games in Foxboro consecutively. As they haven’t, the sick burn is just... sick.

An awful lot of orange in those Foxboro stands during last year’s AFC Championship game, bro.

That doesn’t answer my question, though. Was the AFC Championship game held there last year?

Not that it matters because it’s a done deal.. the size of the crowd doesn’t matter, the protests don’t matter, there is nothing that keeps the election results from becoming reality. “Not my president” is as lame now as it was in ‘08. And it’s hard to even derive any schadenfreude because - at the end of the day,…

Was the AFC Championship game held there last year?

vs this?

Plus he doesn’t have to come up with $650million up-front. It’s amortized... over how long, I don’t know. But there are any number of ways that fee could be recovered by charging the fans a bit extra here or there.

rich people who get all of their money from daddy are collossolly stupid.

Forest for the trees, folks. For some inexplicable reason, when I’ve eschewed my usual geek/nerd/wallflower demeanor and let liquid courage motivate me to dance, I’m suddenly a lot more appealing to women.

Homemade is key. I’m kind of with you, though. For many things I’m still flour all the way (hell, just butter on a hot flour tortilla is heaven). But in the last few years I’ve gained a new appreciation for corn tortillas solely because the mexican place across the street from my work makes them on site. Man that…

Agreed. The only time I want to hear anything is if there is a challenge or someone got hurt or there’s a penalty flag thrown and I might get more information to inform my opinion. Otherwise the only thing I miss with the sound down is the crowd reaction from an obvious big play that tells me I better look in case…

Thats is a whole lotta Florida for just one gal.

dying children soup.

Aaah, whew. Finally found the final score, 4 paragraphs in.

Is 2017 just going to be the year where idiots try to one-up each other on “coolest” way to break their tv? If so, that’s a lot tamer than I thought it’d be.

I’ve never cared for Harrison either, but that hold seemed so blatant and obvious. Kelce’s complaints are laughable.