Technically correct; the best kind of correct (meme here).

I do not need a quadrennial extravaganza to see someone throw down a slam dunk or do a handball thing. Slap a ball or whatever. I can get my fill of slam dunks and ball slapping by watching a Golden State Warriors game.

hargers and their fans were truly dreadful last season.

Jesus looks like he’s wearing a Batman cowl in that picture.

+1 for the “no.” Quotation accuracy is a big plus!

I’m a consummate Olympic cynic

Call me cynical but somehow I think this guy will be just fine in the private sector.

Just this weekend, I recently dumped a trash bag full of those jerseys into one of those big yellow clothing donation bins outside of a Target.

who, to reiterate, has the last name Mularkey

Too late! The genie’s out of the bag!

how am I belittling CTE? i’d love an explanation on that, since you seem to know on my behalf.

+1 muumuu-sized baseball uni.

Moreover.... what rich people would abandon the earth for a satellite? Screw you, poor people, I want the Grand Canyon, Cinque Terre and Patagonia to myself.. YOU guys take the orbiting shit-heap. We’ll even make it extra big to fit all of you.

Jodie Foster’s awful accent

Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.

Hmm... I can’t seem to get promo code HANGERW6 to work.

Hmm... I can’t seem to get promo code HANGERW6 to work.

I’d say this is absolutely spot-on. Like he is constantly trying to mess with absolutely everyone. Make the joke funny to people who want to laugh, uncomfortable or insulting for the people that it’s about, unfunny to the people that thought it was a good idea to put him there, and afterwards is snickering to himself…

Add this:

Eesh.. that reminds me way to much of this: